The Total Nerd is looking for a few guest writers to fill out the mix. You will be paid a whopping total of $0.00 and be bathed by many virgins. The size of your e-peen will dramatically increase overnight. Guaranteed!
If you like what you read on The Total Nerd and feel like you could contribute to make this a nerdier place, please email Ryan with 3 samples of articles you think would appear on this site – 2 short and 1 long. Don’t worry, we won’t use them. It’s just a way for us to tell that a) you care and b) you can read/write English.
Have a great day!
